In the real world, there’s a good reason why Gay Pride needs to exist and Straight Pride doesn’t. I’m sure there are corners of the dark net where such musings would be applauded by gruff, mysteriously single, MAGA baseball cap-wearing men, when they’re not complaining about frigid modern women or researching sarin gas. Obviously, those involved with SHFA are engaged in a massive wind-up, although they probably believe that they’re making an astute game-changing point about identity politics and that straight men are oppressed in these politically correct times. With his contrarian track record, it’s perhaps unsurprising that he has seemingly opted to “come out” as a self-hating gay man who hangs out with homophobes and we should all put aside our prejudices and be happy for him. Last year, things got so bad it was reported that British-born Yiannopoulos had applied to join Ukip.
Confusingly, he is gay, but at least he’s available – after his book was dropped by his publisher and Facebook permanently banned him.
(Boston’s mayor, Marty Walsh, preferred to concentrate on the city’s LGBTQ Pride celebrations.) Another setback came in the form of Brad Pitt, who insisted that SHFA stop using his name and likeness on its site, almost as if being associated with knuckle-dragging homophobia was embarrassing or disgusting or something.Įnter “alt-right” controversy-merchant Milo Yiannopoulos, who proclaimed himself delighted to be Straight Pride’s new mascot. Take the US men’s rights group, Super Happy Fun America (SHFA), which applied for a permit to hold a “Straight Pride” parade in Boston to “celebrate the diverse history, culture and contributions of the straight community”. It just isn't in the cards for a notoriously late person to ever be early.So consider people so dense one imagines a microwaved cheeseburger where their brains should be – what about oppressed straight guys? Who will speak for them? As we mentioned before, it seems for a late person all the elements are against you- no matter what, even if you manage to wake up and leave your house an hour early you still manage to find a way to be late- whether it is warming up your car, getting Starbucks, or traffic. You want to be on time- but being warm is equally important to you. At least that is what goes through a late person's mind. And as a late person- you know that the world is already against you and you decide it just does not matter if you are any later.
As no one likes driving with cold air bl0wing when it is super cold outside already. Not sure if you should laugh or cry over this meme- it is kind of true. The worst thing is walking out to your car and realizing how freezing it is- so you start your car and decide to sit there until it warms up and you are already feeling as if you are going to be late. 6 You know you have to be at school but you'd rather lay in bed Face it honey, you have the word "late one" tattooed on your face and your friends know when you are telling the truth. Therefore- don't try and fool your friends because they know you better, sometimes better than you know yourself. They know you are notorious for being late to everything so why would they believe you are always oversleeping especially when it is in the middle of the afternoon? Granted, that is possible but not always. Because what are friends for if they cannot be honest with you? Meaning, they will-without hesitation call you out. Instead, your friends are the ones that will call you out on always being late and all your text messages of "over-sleeping" will not mean a thing to your friends.
But unfortunately, your friends will be even more blunt and they will not accept your BS. And if you thought every time you were late to work you were fooling your coworkers/boss- they may have allowed you to be late and let it slide.